Written by AnnaDenise on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 00:36
Now. I know no one wants to say it because it's 'wrong' and whatnot.
But let's face it: soon there will be more of them than there will be of us (and there's a great possibility some of you will walk over to the dark side yourselves soon) so we best get these things out in the open.
So I'll say it: old people are farts.
Well, my own grandmothers excluded of course (although my Dutch grandma used to be married to my grandpa who definitely committed the wife-beater offense on a daily basis), but generally speaking the evidence is just too clear to ignore. Most old people definitely are farts or at the least are guilty of some pretty obvious old fartery behavior. And I'm worried.
Just a short FYI: if you're really into old farts or are one yourself, you might just want to head over to the comment section without reading the post. There you can proceed to offload your bitterness on me, whilst keeping your blood pressure slightly below a dangerous level. Deal?
PS: I plan to do one on babies next.
PS2: I am really a nice person. I swear. Old people just kind of creep me out...